Writer's Block: God For a Day

[Error: unknown template qotd] You don't want me to be God, not even for a day. For I would be a very vengeful sort of God and I'm honest enough to admit it. Burning pitch would rain from the skies onto the palaces of the mighty and the cruel; and rapists, child molestors, drug dealers, and war criminals would be cast from the rooftops and torn apart in the street by wild dogs in all the agony that fans of the Old Testament have come to expect.

Realizing this, I would probably assume the likeness of Morgan Freeman, give all my powers to a spastic, middle aged white comedian, and take the rest of the day off.