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	The Twelve Days of Christmas for uberreiniger:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	stitchedsutures		a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
2nd	massa_jean		a TiVo full of porn
3rd	greekgladiators		a pubic hair trimmer
4th	donkeyjon		a leather blindfold and a motel key
5th	anirishspitfire		most of a dead hooker
6th	darkemoone		a tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
7th	meggmoon		an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
8th	urbaniak		a gigantic penis in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
9th	cygny		most of a dead hooker
10th	digitalbombdog		a leather blindfold and a motel key
11th	idunsgarden		a dildo built for two
12th	uawildcatgrl		a full-body condom
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mellifera got most of a dead hooker from cygny too. I guess she's using the same hooker to make gifts for everyone. Very thrifty!

Meanwhile, I am going to imagine walking into a motel room and being molested by donkeyjon and digitalbombdog together...

Name the Lesbians: The Finals!

Thanks to all who gave suggestions in the first Name the Lesbians contest. Everyone's entries were very clever. However, I have been unable to choose a favorite, so I have chosen the ones I liked best and am now putting it to a vote. The person responsible for the choice with the most entries will win... er, something. Don't worry, the prize won't be lesbians-related unless the winner just really wants it to be.

[Poll #631711]

Thanks again to everyone who came up with ideas and to that dirty old man Luis Royo for painting the danged ladies in the first place.