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I will never learn. WHEN! WHEN will I ever learn!?
Being hopelessly addicted to crunchy, spicy, MSG-filled goodness, I treated myself to Chinese buffet last night before heading out to see The Grudge. Unfortunately, I made the foolish mistake of eating it BEFORE I took my acid reflux medicine, figuring that if I took it right afterward I'd be okay. This is a mistake I should have learned from in the past.
So after struggling with roaring heartburn for a couple of hours while hoping the medicine will finally kick in any minute, I finally caved in and took an antacid tablet. ("Why didn't you do that in the first place Tyree?" you ask. I say to you, "SHUT UP!") So I get to work and what happens?
"Hey Tyree, I'm done eating. Do you want the rest of these chicken strips with EXTRA SPICY BUFFALO SAUCE?"
Tyree: "SURE!" *gobblegobblegobblegobble*
STUPID Tyree! STUPID!
::DISCLAIMER:: I'm really just being dramatic. The heartburn hasn't surged back... yet. But I can feel it down there, biding it's time, plotting its every insidious move...
Being hopelessly addicted to crunchy, spicy, MSG-filled goodness, I treated myself to Chinese buffet last night before heading out to see The Grudge. Unfortunately, I made the foolish mistake of eating it BEFORE I took my acid reflux medicine, figuring that if I took it right afterward I'd be okay. This is a mistake I should have learned from in the past.
So after struggling with roaring heartburn for a couple of hours while hoping the medicine will finally kick in any minute, I finally caved in and took an antacid tablet. ("Why didn't you do that in the first place Tyree?" you ask. I say to you, "SHUT UP!") So I get to work and what happens?
"Hey Tyree, I'm done eating. Do you want the rest of these chicken strips with EXTRA SPICY BUFFALO SAUCE?"
Tyree: "SURE!" *gobblegobblegobblegobble*
STUPID Tyree! STUPID!
::DISCLAIMER:: I'm really just being dramatic. The heartburn hasn't surged back... yet. But I can feel it down there, biding it's time, plotting its every insidious move...
