Why is everyone sick in the middle of summer?

Went and got my hair cut today. I really need to find a job that doesn't have some stupid appearance code. I hate that every time my hair just starts to get long enough where I feel like I look like "me" that it's time to get it cut again. But the lady actually did a good job today. It's the first haircut I've been happy with in probably a year.

The downside? The stylist obviously had a cold and she was breathing on me the entire time. Now my throat is starting to tingle. Isn't a good haircut always too good to be true? Oh buggere alle.