Everyone's a critic

KC Stage, our local theatre website/magazine currently has four reader-submitted reviews of our show up on their site. The only one which mentions me by name describes my performance as "at best deadpan and at worst wooden" and that I "could pass for sinister in a low-budget B-movie." I am also apparently "grasping at straws" as to how my character should be portrayed. I guess this must be kharma balancing out that review of "Macbeth" where I was the only actor the reviewer said anything good about. Oh well, one must forgive ignorant critics, for they know not what they do. A pity they do not know that I AM MADE OF POISON!

Only two more nights of this. This deadpan piece of wood is definately ready for some R&R.