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It's the little things in life
Nov. 13th, 2003 03:21 amLittle Things to Be Thankful For:
-Snagging the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie from the vending machine.
-Finding out the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie snagged from vending machine is a double decker. W00t!
-Realizing that Atkins guy who created the Atkins diet in the end had no control over the way he died, so one should eat Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.
-Getting to use the phrase "like a maiden's unspoilt cunny" in a sentence.
-Getting to use the word "purloin" in a sentence.
-After weeks of finding the building's newspaper recycling pile bare of crossword puzzles, finding a veritable treasure trove of them lying there just waiting to be purloined like a maiden's unspoilt cunny.
-Noticing resemblance of Little Debbie character to Wendy of Wendy's Restaurant fame and formulating conspiracy theory. Seperated at birth? Does Thomas family have some terrible secret to hide?
-That for once, they set the thermostat in this building at a temperature above fifty.
-Snagging the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie from the vending machine.
-Finding out the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie snagged from vending machine is a double decker. W00t!
-Realizing that Atkins guy who created the Atkins diet in the end had no control over the way he died, so one should eat Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.
-Getting to use the phrase "like a maiden's unspoilt cunny" in a sentence.
-Getting to use the word "purloin" in a sentence.
-After weeks of finding the building's newspaper recycling pile bare of crossword puzzles, finding a veritable treasure trove of them lying there just waiting to be purloined like a maiden's unspoilt cunny.
-Noticing resemblance of Little Debbie character to Wendy of Wendy's Restaurant fame and formulating conspiracy theory. Seperated at birth? Does Thomas family have some terrible secret to hide?
-That for once, they set the thermostat in this building at a temperature above fifty.
