It's the little things in life

[uberreiniger]

Little Things to Be Thankful For:

-Snagging the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie from the vending machine.

-Finding out the last Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie snagged from vending machine is a double decker. W00t!

-Realizing that Atkins guy who created the Atkins diet in the end had no control over the way he died, so one should eat Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies.

-Getting to use the phrase "like a maiden's unspoilt cunny" in a sentence.

-Getting to use the word "purloin" in a sentence.

-After weeks of finding the building's newspaper recycling pile bare of crossword puzzles, finding a veritable treasure trove of them lying there just waiting to be purloined like a maiden's unspoilt cunny.

-Noticing resemblance of Little Debbie character to Wendy of Wendy's Restaurant fame and formulating conspiracy theory. Seperated at birth? Does Thomas family have some terrible secret to hide?

-That for once, they set the thermostat in this building at a temperature above fifty.

Comments

[stitchedsutures.livejournal.com]

i tell you, they have a recipe at topsecretrecipies.com for the little debbie oatmeal cream pie. it will allow you to recreate in any desired quantity, the joy that you seem to be experiencing here while you dine and finish crosswords.

[anirishspitfire.livejournal.com]

Thank you for making me laugh aloud and then having to attempt to explain why I was laughing to the slightly dazed mortals around me. ^.^

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Just be glad you weren't eating an oatmeal creme pie, else you might've laughed and had it squirt out your nose...