I forgot what having a life is like...

For the first time in months, I actually have a busy weekend. Like, with friends and stuff. I'm actually going to be tired at the end of my weekend for once. Man, my life has really degenerated. Times were when I was booked solid all week long and never gave a thought about it. Now I miss getting to be "left alone." I must be reaching "that age."
In other news, my parents now want to move up here at the end of April. Time for a reality shift, I guess. It'll be strange having them nearby after having lived two or more hours away from them for nearly eight years now. It's not a bad thing, just a very different thing. Well, we'll see!

Uberreiniger's Book Of The Month Club

This morning while killing time at the local Barnes & Noble while waiting for the music store to open so I can purchase my bass amplifier, I'm browsing though the anthologies section when I come to what has to be the most amusing title I think I've seen in quite some time...

The Mammoth Book of Lesbian Erotica

Now, I'll admit that after much soul-searching I've come to the conclusion that I like lesbians as much as the next man and I certainly think there's nothing wrong with them having their own erotica. However, "mammoth" and "lesbian" are two words you would not normally associate with one another. The adjective mammoth being more aptly suited to other types of reference not relating to affairs of the heart e.g. The Mammoth Book of Computer Repair or the Mammoth Book Easy Macrame Projects. With that in mind, my feverish imagination started calculating how many titles the publihsers must have rejected before finally deciding that The Mammoth Book of Lesbian Erotica was the only title that would work. Ideas include....
- The Biggest Goddamn Book of Lesbian Erotica You've Ever Seen
- This Is Not Your Father's Book of Lesbian Erotica
- Steal This Book of Lesbian Erotica
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's Lesbian Erotica!
- THE LESBIANS WILL BRING THE EROTICA, YOU JUST BRING THAT CANDYASS!!!
- Liber Colossus Erotica Lesbos
- The Lesbonomicron
- The New Collegiate Book of Lesbian Erotica
- All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Lesbian Erotica

But my favorite rejected title that I came up with is...

-The Little Golden Book of Lesbian Erotica-