Let the record show...

[uberreiniger]

skynock
mellifera
poorheather
megiloth

What do all these LJ users have in common, you might ask? Well, I'll tell you. Each of these individuals have, in the last 72 hours, mentioned to me, in conversation, the word "bukkake" without any prompting from me whatsoever. They were the ones who started it. They were the ones who brought it up! So all you people out there who think that I'm the only person who ever mentions bukkake and that I can't stop mentioning it well, you're wrong... I was simply trying to have nice, innocent, normal conversations, and from out of nowhere bukkake blindsided me. You people think I am bukkake's friend, but now do you see? I am bukkake's victim as much as anyone else!!!

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[mellifera.livejournal.com]

But let the record also show that I would NEVER have thought to mention it to you had you not brought it up in EVERY OTHER phone conversation we've EVER had.

The defense rests.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

But you admit to already having KNOWN what the word meant, therefore it was only a matter of time before it's evil came to fruition. I intervened... to SAVE YOU!!! by filling your heart with disgust at the idea of bukkake by mentioning it regularly I have granted you a measure of protection. For once bukkake plants its seed of evil deep within one's darkest and most secret places, one can never truly be free...

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

Isn't this what Freud called projection?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Freud would've indeed called bukkake "projecting"... and lots of it!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Utterly unrelated to bukkae, yaqui just posted his own, actual accounting of the night's events after I left. Go read them.

[poorheather.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, no NO.

YOU mentioned to me first that that it looked like someone had bukkaked on my shirt, cause the water was dripping on it. I may have gone along with it, but you mentioned it FIRST.

...That's not to say, however, that the convo. would not have included the B-word otherwise, mind you. ; )

[mellifera.livejournal.com]

I say we gang up on him.....

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Well at least you're both women... the last thing I would want is for my effort to defeat bukkake to turn into one!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It may have happened that way... I, er, I don't know! I'm so confused!!! You see!? THIS is just one of the many manifestations of the evil that is bukkake! You never even know who STARTED it!!!

[poorheather.livejournal.com]

Oh, and nice Kill Bill shoutout, BTW. : )

...It was my Pussy Wagon keychain that prompted it, wasn't it?

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think it was... if your Pussy Wagon had done died on you we wouldn't even be having this conversation...

[poorheather.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, one more thing:

Merry F'in Christmas.

Let this NOT, however, be construed as me giving my ass up for charity or anything. This is not a free range anus, TYVM.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

But I still get to see photos of you and the devil tail thing, right? Right?

[poorheather.livejournal.com]

Uhhh, dude.

NO.

[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

I'm basing my judgement on historical evidence. I would have to say that you lead them down that road.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about 0:)

[rustie25.livejournal.com]

It doesnt matter who did what, because you introduced that word to me! And made me so curious I had to look it up on google...it was a rough week for me when I found out what that was. I had to go to therapy and everything! :)
So, it's all your fault. :P

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

If all your friends googled jumping off a bridge would you google it to? I am so not to blame for your personal bukkake crisis!

[skynock.livejournal.com]

yeah I confess I brought it up out of the blue

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

It was more out of the white, actually.