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idunsgarden doesn't know me, but I stole this survey from her anyway.

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ANSWER THESE INTELLIGENTLY, DONT BE A FRICKIN SMARTASS! RACISM:
Are you racist?:	I hate everyone equally.
What race are you?:	Human. As will be most respondents to this test.
Do you like black people? Why or why not?:	I like most of the ones I've gotten to know.
What do you think of when I say 'black person?':	Rap music.
What do you think of when I say 'white person?':	Being one, I don't really think of anything in particular. Most of my world consists of white people.
What do you think of when I say 'asian person?':	Black hair and slanty eyes?
What do you think of when I say 'mexican person?':	loud voices, everyone being cousins, all the women named Maria.
Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone of a different race? WHY?:	Not physically, but working at the arcade, I had trouble with gangsta wannabe black kids all the time.
Don't you think it's ignorant to think that all of one race are the same?:	Yes, but I think stereotypes exist for a reason.
Why or why not?:	Everyone has different experiences, wants, and goals. Why would they all be exactly the same?
What do you think the black person stereotype is?:	Scary guys in baggy clothes whose speech you can't understand.
What do you think the white person stereotype is?:	Middle-aged, immaculately dressed, who aren't hip and have no "soul."
What do you think the Jewish stereotype is?:	Wimpy nerdy Woody Allen-type guy whose last name ends in "ein"
What do you think the Mexican stereotype is and the Asian stereotype is?:	All Mexicans are migrant workers and all Asians are good at math and know kung fu.
How often do you see examples of these stereotypes?:	At my old apartment I saw the Mexican stereotype every day. Others, heh, mostly on TV so they must be true :)
What would you do if you met someone who didn't fit these stereotypes?:	I've already met them and I get along with them all quite well.
What do you think of the KKK?:	Not one tenth as scary as the Aryan Nation.
RELIGION
What religion are you?:	Christian with polytheist sympathies.
Why?:	I believe Christ saved the world from sin. I also don't believe he would do that, then torture everyone who didn't believe in him.
What do you think when you meet someone who is a different religion?:	I prepare to listen to a lot of Christian bashing since I've found it's what most of them do.
What do you think of Christian people?:	They're my family and I love them, but I'm still a black sheep.
What do you think of Satanists?:	They have no idea what they're messing with.
SEXISM/SEXUALITY
What is your sexuality?:	straight
What do you think of gay marriages?:	I tolerate the idea.
What do you think of homophobic people?:	That they're not very nice.
What do you think of gay bashings?:	Gay bashers just need a good, deep dicking.
Do you have any homosexual friends?:	Several. I'm in theatre, after all.
When 2 people of the same sex are kissing, what do you do?:	Two guys are gross. Two girls are hot. Isn't this how everyone thinks? :)
What do you think?:	E=MC2
Are all people not equal?:	Everyone has equal rights, but I know I for one have many inferiors and many superiors.
Do you like labels?:	Not really. Generics are usually the same product for two-thirds less.
Do you label yourself?:	Only because it simplifies explaining what I am.
Do you label others?:	Depends on what the label is and who's earned it. I know I label lots of people "asshole" :)
What gender are you?:	I will bring the penis. You just bring that candy ass!
What is it like to be of that gender?:	What was the question? I'm sorry, I was too busy enjoying the way I don't menstruate :)
What do you want to be when you grow up?:	Writer, actor, musician, super hero.
Have you ever been discriminated because of your gender?:	I've been sexually harassed by someone of the same gender. Does that count?
What do you think of feminism?:	Women deserve equal rights, pay, opprotunities, etc. Just don't get carried away calling yourself a "womyn" and stupid crap like that.
QUESTIONS
Let's say you met the coolest person you can ever meet in your life online.:	Okay...
You decide to meet this person, and they are black. What do you think?:	Since I tend to ask online people what they look like before I meet them, I doubt I'd be surprised.
Have you ever been discriminated because of your race, religion, or sex?:	Most pagans do nothing but sit and babble about their religion, but if a Christian mentions theirs then they're "preaching" to them.
What do you think of this quiz?:	One of the best yet. Thanks Bzoink!
Do you think you are open-minded?:	Only to things that aren't stupid!
What state/province do you live in?:	Missouri
Do you call things gay?:	Sure do. I also call them queer and faggy. Got a problem with it you little cocksucker?
Have you ever called someone a homo or a fag?:	I say fag. Homo just sounds, well, gay! ;)
Scenario: your friend puts you on a 3 way conversation with their friend
from another school. This person talks very proper, no certain accent.
You want to meet your friend's friend in reality because they seem so cool.
You see the person in real life, and they are black.
Truly, honestly, what do you think when you see them?:	Wow, he didn't sound black!
Give some final opinions in relation to this survey::	Lets you tackle serious issues with a sense of humor. Something we should do more of. Let's laugh at our differences because they're worth it.
Do you like rock music?:	I mostly like metal.
Do you like rap music?:	No. Although Run-DMC and Public Enemy did kick it old school.
What do you think about people like Martin Luther King and Ghandi?:	Great, honorable, courageous men with the same all-too-human failings as anyone else.
Why does race matter?:	On this planet it does. If your race can't breathe oxygen it's fucked!