Slow news day

[uberreiniger]

Coming next: a Vlad Tepes-themed shish kakbob restaurant

Comments

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I haven't had a shish kabob in way too long.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Me neither. I shouldn't have mentioned it. There's this one restaurant I really like and it's waaay expensive.

[solandra.livejournal.com]

What a dumbass.

[rathenar.livejournal.com]

I want a Ghengis Khan Mongolian restaurant now. Wait - Ghengis Khan's been dead for long enough that you could probably even get away with that...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I don't know, he's having a big resurgance in Mongolia right now. They're getting the whole "father of our nation" movement going over him. Kind of like how the Romanians are doing with Tepes, ironically enough.

[arphaxaad.livejournal.com]

Bossman was telling me about a restaurant he went to on a recent trip to Texas. Waiters came around with huge hunks of meat and vegetables on swords, and if you indicated that you wanted what was on a particular sword, they would carve a chunk off onto your plate. All-you-cared-to-eat High quality cuts of Beef, Chicken, Pork, Lamb, Mutton and possibly Human Baby were available to anyone who cared to pay $45 per person.

[arphaxaad.livejournal.com]

There is at least one Chinese restaurant in the KC area named Ghengis Khan... or there used to be, at any rate.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Do you get a discount if you bring your own sword. You could just hand it to them and say "bring it back with meat on it. Lotsa meat."