Today my LJ, like a well-run Risk board, is full of things stolen from Europeans...

[uberreiniger]

Purloined from cygny:

Uberreiniger in Control Ought Delete

In this action-packed rollercoaster, uberreiniger (Jack Black) is a respected FBI agent with a really nice holiday house. He needs to track down cygny (Heather Graham) before his archenemy, mellifera (Jane Seymour), contacts her. Using bullets to punctuate sentences, he brings down a subterranean laboratory. Control Ought Delete promises not to be just another movie where people get kicked in the face. It fails to live up to that promise.

Produced by ianiceboy

Admit it. You could see Jack Black playing me.