They've pulled their share of no-shows lately. Here's hoping this will be another one.

Westboro Church threatening to picket the funeral of Ronnie James Dio.

If you ask this person of faith, the greatest possible proof that Satan completely rules this hateful shell of a world is that a good man like Dio is dead at the young age of 67 while that shard of pure satanic darkness Fred Phelps lives on like some kind of immortal fucking lich.