In the words of Alessa herself, "It looks like God didn't make it..."

I didn't think it could happen but it has. The plague of "reimaginings" has finally hit me where I live.

They "reimagined" The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it sucked. They're "reimagining" Hellraiser without Doug Bradley which can only mean it will suck. They "reimagined" The Hills Have Eyes and unless you're a pervert whose fantasy is to see Claire from Lost get raped by nuclear test mutants, it was nothing special. They're remaking A Nightmare On Elm Street and the burden rests entirely on Jackie Earle Haley's diminuitive shoulders to make it not suck.

Now they're "reimagining" the first Silent Hill game for the Wii. And it's going to suck.

( Ranting behind the cut. )