I need your help...

You see, I'm trying to decide whether I think Ann Coulter is hot in the "fuck her in the ass while you shove her face in the toilet" kind of way or the "choke her, spit on her, and slap her face while you fuck her kind of way" but I seem to have run out of lotion...

I'm kidding. I'm not really trying to decide that :)

I am trying to decide what my career options are at this point, what would be a good music recording program to purchase, and whether or not to adopt one of Lesley's new kittens even though we can't really afford a pet right now. None of which are things which anyone can really help me with at this point. They've just got to come as they come.

There's lots of things I could say, and which I keep backspacing over while trying to say, but screw that. I'm going to go play my guitar and finish this morning's AW writing.