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Mar. 1st, 2006 04:11 amI hope everyone had a happy Fat Tuesday, or Pancake Day, if that is more your thing. Personally, I would rather go to a pancake feed then wait in a crowded parade for a bunch of jerks in bad clown suits to throw me cheap plastic beads. That seems to me a proper way to observe Fat Tuesday, for indeed pancakes often serve to help me acquire much fatness.
I was going to be ambitious and cook today, but only got as far as washing dishes, which was ambitious in and of itself, for there were many. Then I slept until well into the night, pausing only to speak to Lesley whom I had not spoken to in far too long. We had a good, long chat and are making plans to go see that there horror movie Night Watch which there seems to be much buzz about. About which there seems to be much buzz. Whatever.
How come on Mardi Gras nobody on LJ posts pictures of their boobs? LJ could let you give out virtual beads like those virtual flowers and virtual chocolates they did for Valentine's Day. This would be one theoretical fashion in which Fat Tuesday would be > than Pancake Day, for virtual beads in exchange for boob pictures would be far more useful than virtual pancakes. Unless anyone wants to show me their boobs for a JPEG of a pancake, in which case I would stand corrected. Seeing as how anyone can click the link I posted above and see a digital image of a pancake anytime they want without the potentially embarassing unveilment of mammay flesh, I doubt this latter scenario will ever come to pass.
Or better yet, make a pancake of your own. Just for heaven's sake don't do it topless! Splattering batter can hurt soft tissue. Hard tissues as well, but especially the soft ones. Of course, if you are making pancakes while topless because you have no clothing and the only tools available to you are fire, a frying pan, and pancake battery, then by all means do so, for pancakes are just the right size and shape to construct an excellent set of pancake underwear. Or pancakini, if you will. Just don't ask me how to fasten the pancakes together. Maybe you should use some thread or something. Check the first aid kit which washed up on the shore along with you. There ought to be some in there. Or tape. Yes, tape will keep the pancakes mounted over your cupcakes quite nicely, I should think. I accept no responsibility if it fails to work, however.
And thus we set out, with gold, purple, and green beads about our necks and pancakes covering our girlie parts to face the season of Lent! Try and spend it among those who have given up butter and syrup to ensure that no one eats your clothing.
I was going to be ambitious and cook today, but only got as far as washing dishes, which was ambitious in and of itself, for there were many. Then I slept until well into the night, pausing only to speak to Lesley whom I had not spoken to in far too long. We had a good, long chat and are making plans to go see that there horror movie Night Watch which there seems to be much buzz about. About which there seems to be much buzz. Whatever.
How come on Mardi Gras nobody on LJ posts pictures of their boobs? LJ could let you give out virtual beads like those virtual flowers and virtual chocolates they did for Valentine's Day. This would be one theoretical fashion in which Fat Tuesday would be > than Pancake Day, for virtual beads in exchange for boob pictures would be far more useful than virtual pancakes. Unless anyone wants to show me their boobs for a JPEG of a pancake, in which case I would stand corrected. Seeing as how anyone can click the link I posted above and see a digital image of a pancake anytime they want without the potentially embarassing unveilment of mammay flesh, I doubt this latter scenario will ever come to pass.
Or better yet, make a pancake of your own. Just for heaven's sake don't do it topless! Splattering batter can hurt soft tissue. Hard tissues as well, but especially the soft ones. Of course, if you are making pancakes while topless because you have no clothing and the only tools available to you are fire, a frying pan, and pancake battery, then by all means do so, for pancakes are just the right size and shape to construct an excellent set of pancake underwear. Or pancakini, if you will. Just don't ask me how to fasten the pancakes together. Maybe you should use some thread or something. Check the first aid kit which washed up on the shore along with you. There ought to be some in there. Or tape. Yes, tape will keep the pancakes mounted over your cupcakes quite nicely, I should think. I accept no responsibility if it fails to work, however.
And thus we set out, with gold, purple, and green beads about our necks and pancakes covering our girlie parts to face the season of Lent! Try and spend it among those who have given up butter and syrup to ensure that no one eats your clothing.