Why I love brush-up rehearsals...

Seen on stage tonight...
-Various Sean Connery impressions.
-Various Christopher Walken impressions.
-Various stereotypical Jewish man impressions.
-One stereotypical Asian man impression.
-A dominatrix impression of which there was only one, yet which ran throughout.
-Field repairs on a damaged skeleton.
-Field repairs on damaged animal horns.
-Lots of simulated lesbian sex.
-Lots of simulated group sex.
-A small ammount of simulated lesbian group sex.

And we filmed the whole thing. Ain't theatre grand?