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Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin	SlothGluttonyGreedLustEnvyAngerPride
You are convicted of	Buggery of a Midget Clown With a Balloon Amimal
And sentenced to	2 years
Warden	massa_jean
Abusive redneck guard	veilofdisdain
Easy to bribe guard	skynock
Cellmate	lurex
Wants to make you their bitch	mellifera
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	poorheather
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	etan
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	darkpriestss
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Every single time I took this poorheather dropped the soap. WTF?

If you don't care about American politics bite me. Or just skip this post

Well, apparently today George Bush publicly agreed with the CIA's Duelfer report and said Iraq did not have any weapons of mass destruction. I've been holding out that Iraq did and simply sold them off, but if even the president says they didn't then I guess that means they didn't. Which means he got us into this whole mess over nothing after all. On the basis of that I would run right out and vote for John Kerry if John Kerry hadn't also voted for the war and wasn't now merely saying he thinks it was a bad idea so he can be different than the guy he's running against and tell all the ultra-hippies and super-rich rock stars and movie stars what they want to hear.

So ultimately what it comes down to is what it always comes down to in American presidential politics: two guys, neither of whom are worth voting for, who tell people what they need to in order to get elected, then just do whatever they want anyway. Well, maybe I'll just stay home on November 2nd and whack off to lesbian bondage fetish porn play video games and watch horror movies. Seeing as how nothing could top spending election night with movie director Kevin Smith like I did four years ago, it seems like a good plan. Meanwhile, I can sleep soundly in the knowledge that by the next morning, the country truly will be no better off than it was the day before regardless of who won.

They will rue the day they toyed with the likes of....

What Kind of Super-Villian Are You?
LJ Username
Pick An Evil Number	66613957691.27 1/23.140
Pick An Evil Word	killmaimbeheadmwahahasharkdemonlobsterbananaszoinkdie
Pick An Evil Color	blood redacid greenrotten brownpiercing yellowmidnight blueraven blacksalmonfusciacrimson
You Are	A Necromancer
Your Evil Lair Is	A Deserted Island
Your Evil Name Is	Duke Devil Strong
Your Nemesis Is	dayglowdave
Your Evil Hardware of Choice Is	A Mind Control Laser
Your Partner In Crime Is	cygny
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Took me forever to get a result on this thing that didn't just list people who never post, rarely talk to me, or that didn't give me a chick name. But since I've always wanted to be a necromancer, I'll take it. And an island stronghold (with mandatory skull-shaped volcano, of course,) an eeevil laser toy, and both a kickass nemesis and sidekick just sweetens the deal, even if Duke Devil Strong sounds like some kind of porn star name...