Damnit!

I needed ninety cents to buy a bottle of soda from the vending machine to have with my lunch and the most I could come up with was fifty-five! Exactly enough to buy a can of soda, but what's the only canned soda the vending machine has? Pepsi! My least favorite non-diet soda in existence! Oh well, it's better than nothing. Just close your eyes and swallow really fast, just like they taught you in prison...

Everyone else is doing it so why can't I?

( the meme that's big like a pickle and still getting paid. )