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The Soundtrack to Your Life Survey

Make a soundtrack for your life, matching songs with the following:

Opening song: "Eyes of the Storm" - Saviour Machine

Waking up: "Waste of Time" - Circle of Dust

First date: "Sea of Sorrow" - Alice In Chains

First kiss: "Seventeen" - Winger

Falling in love: "As The World Falls Down" - David Bowie

Seeing an old love: "I Don't Believe In Love" - Queensryche

Heartbreak: "In My Darkest Hour" - Megadeth

Driving fast: "It'll Be A Long Time" - The Offspring

Getting ready to go out: "Switchback" - Celldweller

Partying with friends: "Hey Jealousy" - The Gin Blossoms

Dancing at a club: "True Faith" - New Order

Flirting: "Burn" - The Cure

Feeling sexy: "Love You To Death" - Type O Negative

Walking alone in the rain: "A Lonely Voice" - October Project

Missing someone: "The Burning Down" - King's X

Playing in the ocean: "The Ocean" - Dar Williams

Summer vacation: "Black Gold" - Soul Asylum

Fighting with someone: "As We Speak" - Soilwork

Acting goofy with friends: "Can I Play With Madness?" - Iron Maiden

Thinking back: "The Real Me" - The Who

Feeling depressed: "Mother" - Pink Floyd

Christmas time: "Ornament" - Trans Siberian Orchestra

Falling asleep: "Too Late For Apologies" - Type O Negative

Closing song: "Love Never Dies" - Saviour Machine


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Discover your friends darkest sexual secrets! by Violet Black
Necrophile and maker of corpses.	veilofdisdain
Has a penchant for child pornography.	poorheather
Smears themselves in faeces on a regular basis.	80stoongirl
Loves having their bunghole blasted.	nolens_volens
Simply loves the cock.	ksracxe
Panty Thief	noerru
Masturbates with vegetables then cooks em up	cygny
Is down with this cos they LURVE animals	darkemoone
sucks da horse dong	lurex
Becomes aroused by the smell of haddock.	girlghoul
Feels like chicken tonight	currly_sue
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I can't wait to see nolens_volens's response to this... if she ever shows back up again, that is... Oh, and cygny, I expect to be fed vegetables when I visit!

Funniest quote I've heard in a while...

"Some of Those We Do Not Speak Of have really nice legs!"*


*(It's funnier if you've seen The Village)

Something to do for the weekend...

I just realized that today Aliens vs. Predator comes out. Not in a huge hurry to go see it, but I must make time to just the same. What irks me is that so far every entertainment article I've read on the film makes it sound like the whole movie was just a spur-of-the-moment idea to breathe life into two dormant film franchises and was brought on largely due to the success of Freddy vs. Jason. As any fan of either franchise knows, the Aliens and Predators have been fighting each other in comic books, novels, and video games for close to twenty years now and the feature film has been on-again, off-again at least since '94. Maybe that's why I'm not in such a big rush to go see it: these two forces fighting each other is nothing new to me. But still, the blindness of the mainstream media to the culture of us fanboys and girls is patently offensive.

But they do have a point: bad guys fighting each other is big business. One of these asinine articles was kind enough to clue me in that in addition to Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash, someone is also putting together Pinhead vs. Michael Meyers!

At first this probably seems like a hands-down victory for Pinhead and the Cenobites, but when you consider that Pinhead's area of expertise is pain and that Michael Meyers does not feel pain... it could get interesting.

All this got me thinking of some Bad Guy matchups I would personally like to see:

The Sith vs. The Goa'uld: They obviously go to war because Palpatine, sick of having to hop into a new body every few years, wants one of those groovy regenerating caskets. Goa'uld space pyramids and Imperial Star Destroyers could face off in the biggest battle of triangular objects anyone has ever seen! The film's big payoff scene: Darth Vader and Ra engage in a literal rumble to see who has the deepest baritone.

Pazuzu, (the demon from The Exorcist) vs. John Carpenter's The Thing: Both are vile, slimy, disgusting entities that possess people. The gore potential here is off the charts. Unfortunately, things would probably go badly for Pazuzu early on considering that he's just one demon whereas The Thing spreads like a virus. The destruction of both antagonists could set up the film's sequel: Max Von Sydow's priest character vs. Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin.

Lord Valdemort vs. Sauron: Hey, grafting your disincarnate self onto the back of some bungling professor's head isn't any less dumb than sealing your life force in a magic ring that you're prone to losing, right? I'm sure these guys could find lots of reasons to fight each other. Problematic aspects: Much of the film spent with the two bad guys in quest for physical bodies to inhabit, collision of LoTR and HP universes likely to yield a critical mass potential for slash fiction.

Godzilla vs. Mothra: I can't believe nobody's ever thought of this before! Oh, wait....

Okay, I'm done now.