Tattoo this on your body, kids, just so you don't forget

This is fascinating. Have you seen the movie Memento? If not, quit reading and go watch it because it is phenomenal. Anyway, John Walsh's talk show happened to be on when I walked in the house this morning and they had a young man who's doctors botched a brain tumor removal and now he has that disorder from the movie where you can't retain new memories. I mean, I knew it really existed but I figured it had been embellished for the film. But no, this is the real deal. Chilling stuff. Anyway...

One of my co-actors at rehearsal last night bragged to me that she had the dirtiest mind in the world and that she could say things that would leave me on the floor with shock. I consider that a challenge, wouldn't you? So I asked her what bukkake was and she didn't even know! Feh. Amateur. It might just be a White!-Hot! Fourth of July!, boys and girls. Let the gaaaames begin!