Long dark night o' the soul

Well sleeping did the trick. And now I'm wide awake at three a.m. with nothing to really do because dad's sacked out in the living room and I don't want to wake him. He spent all evening grillin' up meat and potatoes while I slept like a brick so as far as I'm concerned he can sleep as long as he wants wherever he wants. The meat n' taters were good by the way, so good in fact I only got up because I kept dreaming I was eating them, only to wake up and discover I wasn't really eating them! So I got up and ate some and I'm feelin' groovy.
My friend from McPherson wasn't able to come up this weekend, it turned out. His wife wasn't feeling well and since she's pregnant and due in three weeks he figured it best to stay home. I wholeheartedly concurred. And it's for the best since I wasn't really feeling up to hanging out tonight anyway, as evidenced by my marathon nap. Guess I'll go read till I get tired again. Or surf the internet looking for bukkake porn. Or eat more meat n' taters. Whichever gets me sleepy faster.