Talk Like A Pirate Day

Only donkeyjon will understand this post, but I am going to post it anyway in honor of his and my favorite pirate.

And I hates me the movin'
And I hates me the unloadin' o' heavy things
And I hates me the endless boxes o' stuff me mother shoulda thrown out years ago
And I hates me the phone company
And I hates me the not havin' a phone
And I hates me the cranky fathers
And I hates me the antique furniture
And I hates me the hardwood it's crafted which has the density of a white dwarf star
And I hates me the food, and I hates me the bosun, and I hates me the weather, and I hates me the mothers-in-law.
And I hates me the t-baggers
And I hates me... the CHAMPAIGNE ENEMA-TAKERS!