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uberreiniger ([personal profile] uberreiniger) wrote2011-01-21 12:16 am
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And now, a steaming hot excerpt from my novel Apocalypse Woman...

PEENY

Real authorship credit apparently goes to one Chip Zdarsky. Mr. Zdarsky, I salute you, peeny in hand.
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[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
He pooped and now she's pregnant and blind. You mean that's never happened to you?

[identity profile] gothicbeauty21.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You lost me at "I'm slickling his peeney."

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What about "Gary, me need sex now inside please?"

[identity profile] gothicbeauty21.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
That almost makes sense, in a "i'm so freaking horny I can't think straight" way.
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