And now, a steaming hot excerpt from my novel Apocalypse Woman...

[uberreiniger]

Real authorship credit apparently goes to one Chip Zdarsky. Mr. Zdarsky, I salute you, peeny in hand.

Comments

[fadedsecret.livejournal.com]

I love a good hard peeny in the hooha.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Watch out for the thunderous orgasm though.

[celesma.livejournal.com]

What did I just read. :O

[para-xylene.livejournal.com]

Even though this was written badly on purpose, I still question the writer being able to actually contrive it.

And... to refer to your earlier post. If this what people are being offered to read, it is no wonder they aren't.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I still think it's hilarious, maybe because I've deliberately challenged myself to come up with the most ridiculous sex scene I could in the past and got something similar. So I know the thought process but even then it was nowhere near as outrageous and over the top as this. This guy's got a clever imagination and it makes me want to read his "serious" work just to see if he can sustain it. Pretty smart piece of viral marketing when you think about it.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

The adventures of a peeny in hooha land.

[gothicbeauty21.livejournal.com]

I...just...what.

[redstar826.livejournal.com]

D: D: D:

[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

FURRIES!! MUST...KILL!!!!!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

He pooped and now she's pregnant and blind. You mean that's never happened to you?

[gothicbeauty21.livejournal.com]

You lost me at "I'm slickling his peeney."

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

What about "Gary, me need sex now inside please?"

[gothicbeauty21.livejournal.com]

That almost makes sense, in a "i'm so freaking horny I can't think straight" way.