Writer's Block: Rotten tomatoes

[uberreiniger]

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If it had been made, Highlander II would be the worst movie I had ever seen. But it was never made. There was no Highlander II. It does not exist. If it had existed they probably would have retconned the Immortals to be aliens but they didn't because it was never filmed.

So I will go with a movie that actually does exist: Citizen Kane. I'll let Peter Griffin's thoughts speak for me on the matter: It was a sled. Rosebud was his sled he had as a child. There, I just saved you two boring boobless hours!

Comments

[tempested-bird.livejournal.com]

But wouldn't it be so awesome if it did? I mean, how you you not love Jeremy Irons ripping someone's jaw off?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that's silly. I mean, if Jeremy Irons started doing movies where he ripped people's jaws off, then the next thing you know he'd be reduced to acting in some terrible Dungeons and Dragons ripoff.

I do wish they'd made more of the Matrix, though... that world seemed interesting.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Not only did I like all the Star Wars prequels, but I also liked the Matrix sequels. Although I did think the third one lost sight of Neo as the central character.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I saw Ron Jeremy doing something once that looked like it was dislocating the girl's jaw. Does that count for anything?

[tempested-bird.livejournal.com]

Well... same hair colour... but Ron Jeremy looks like Super Mario.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

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[tempested-bird.livejournal.com]

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[tempested-bird.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Well played, sir.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Classic! You win, stunning me with your Super Pornio powers.

[tempested-bird.livejournal.com]

VICTORY IS MINE!!