Vagina patrol!

[uberreiniger]

While out looking for work today I wound up at a stoplight behind an SUV slathered with bumper stickers, including numerous "rainbow" stickers one normally associates with gay rights/acceptance/tolerance, etc. Amidst all these pro-gay declarations was one conspicuously large sticker emblazoned with the legend "I <3 VAGINA." I could see the driver and it was quite clearly a male.

It was just interesting and got me thinking. Like, is that a disclaimer or something? Like he wants to send the message that he is pro-gay while simultaneously making sure no one thinks that he is gay himself? This guy could be lots of fun at gay rights rallies.

"Equal marriage for everyone! Marriage is love! Equal rights and partner benefits for gays! Oh, and by the way, I HEART VAGINA! Just throwing that out there. Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea. I mean, you gentlemen are certainly fine but vagina is where it's at for me. In fact, if there are any straight girls in the crowd here today, please be aware that I am available. Bi girls too! Damn, sorry. I didn't mean to make it sound like I would discriminate against bi girls. Bi girls are okay! In fact, they're better than okay! Er... not that I would take a bi girl over a straight girl because that would be discrimination too. Damn, I'm screwing this up. Let me start over. My name is Steve and I HEART VAGINA!"

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's driving his girlfriend's car.

[tempest-azure.livejournal.com]

That made me LAWL

[ayashi.livejournal.com]

Haha that last paragraph is gold :)

Who knows, maybe it wasn't his car but I see a lot of people who are pro-gay rights and also very careful to slip in the "Oh but I'm not gay" thing. I did that a lot when I was younger XD;

[lordhellebore]

He might be bisexual. or pansexual. Or driving someone else's car. Just some more options :)

[nightshade-7976.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! That was great...

[germsama.livejournal.com]

You totally should have ran him off the road to ask him. Letting your curiosity go unsatisfied is never an option!

[ravenbrenna.livejournal.com]

This like SERIOUSLY made me laugh lol.

[lucretiasheart.livejournal.com]

*snicker*