LOL!

[uberreiniger]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, uberreiniger sent to me...

Twelve quotes drumming

Eleven redheads writing

Ten demons a-filmmaking

Nine angels acting

Eight vampires a-painting

Seven celts a-playwriting

Six pirates a-gaming

Five ba-a-a-ackdoor redheads

Four venture brothers

Three in flames

Two rennaisance festivals

...and a shakespeare in a firefly.

Get your own Twelve Days:

It couldn't have turned out better if I'd tried :)

*ahem* Anyway, I just added a link to my soon-to-be publishers, Aphrodite's Apples on my info page. Go buy sexy novels from them.

I've been struggling to describe Apocalypse Woman in terms of genre for a long time now. Mel, in her most recent post, termed it "demonic erotica." Man, why didn't I think of just calling it that? It's simple, direct, and beats hell out of the "dark fantasy-goth-paranormal romance/erotica" tag with which I've been lugubriously trying to describe it. I love my wife. Demonic erotica it is, now and forevermore.

P.S. I know that a lot of you watch anime and that certain sub-categories of it might have shaped your views. I feel I should stress at this time that "demonic" in this case does not equal "tentacle."

Comments

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

Five baaaaaackdoor redheads.

Now THAT is komedy.

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

Only if you're not one of the backdoor redheads.

[darkemoone.livejournal.com]

That's true. And most conveniently, I'm not! HA!
So I can laugh... and laugh... and laugh...

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

True... But beware! Backdoor Redheads is just two slots in the adult bookstore video rack away from Anal Asians...

[donkeyjon.livejournal.com]

If there are no tentacles, then what's the point? :)

[ysathora.livejournal.com]

Well the demon doesn't have tentacles, but he does have a really long tongue :)

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

that is quite possibly the greatest "12 days of xmas" meme, EVER. not only there are 2 different sets of redheads, but there are 5 backdoor redheads. perfect!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure three of them were just Audrey Hollander with different highlights in her hair :)

[fire2furniture.livejournal.com]

no doubt, Audrey is the Backdooringest Redhead of all. Her ass is like the black hole of asses. Things go in, and they don't come back out, EVER. and by "things" i mean "Everything known to man"

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww audrey, you crazy little ass-loving scamp!

[uberreiniger.livejournal.com]

What's scary is when more than one thing goes in at once. I don't like that.