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uberreiniger ([personal profile] uberreiniger) wrote2005-08-27 12:17 pm
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How you know when sex education in America has failed...

You know that sexual and reproductive health education have failed in this country when you're in the drug store, you stop to inspect the rack where the condoms are, and discover that EVERY SINGLE BOX of condoms has a THICK LAYER OF DUST on it.

[identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com 2005-08-27 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because you're looking in the "Small" section :P

[identity profile] rustie25.livejournal.com 2005-08-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
actually...there are a lot of things in grocery and drug type stores that get unpacked with dust on them. Sometimes I see them stocking can goods and there is dust on the cans. So maybe it isn't health education as much as poor packaging. However, if the condoms are expired, then I take everything I said back.

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2005-08-27 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't pull them all off the rack and check all the dates. I mean, I love me my condoms, but nobody should love their condoms THAT much!

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2005-08-27 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
No, the Magnum size were dusty too.

Dusty Magnum. Great porn star name.

[identity profile] blkhmster.livejournal.com 2005-08-28 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
i agree with rustie, although i couldn't help but think... maybe that was MY problem, john bought dusty condoms! *LOL* j/k

[identity profile] solandra.livejournal.com 2005-08-28 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't noticed that where I'm at. Maybe it's just not a very popular drug store to buy condoms at.

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2005-08-28 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I sense a weekend project coming on, taking a trip around the drug stories in the area, inspecting the condoms for dust. I guess I'll need to go get a pair of white gloves.

Hopefully Mel will remember to do an inspection today at the drug store she works at.

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2005-08-28 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's when you take the condom box, blow the dust off of it, and say "There. That's your blowjob for tonight."

[identity profile] solandra.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm stealing your icon. :D

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2005-08-29 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Have at. It's one of the best icons ever!