uberreiniger: (voldo)
uberreiniger ([personal profile] uberreiniger) wrote2004-01-30 12:53 pm

I have less skull then I had before.

I have new respect for anyone who has ever undergone white-noise torture. White-noise torture is the sound of a machine chiseling through the bone which comprises your skull - a sound which reverberates *inside your head.*

I'll use the dentist's own words. The left one popped out like "a pencil out of styrofoam." The right one was like "a steel post in concrete." I am being punished, he said, for having strong, healthy bone. I now have a penicil-lead sized hole into my sinus! This motherfucker on the left was that badass. What he pulled out of my mouth was a tusk! I swear to God, a fucking tusk! No wonder my teeth are compacted. I have been in danger of being killed by poachers for years and never known it. A fucking tusk, I tell you.

The good news(?) is that as much of a crisis as this was, (He says he sees about two cases a year that are this difficult,) there is pretty much no way my bottom teeth can ever come out. That's fine. No one's ever said anything about my bottom ones. It's always been the top ones they've sighted as problems. Live and let live, I say. [livejournal.com profile] megiloth was right. This whole thing is overrated. I've got my codine, my antibiotic against sinus infection, and some perscription mouthwash in a huge bottle that looks like something from a 19th century apothecary. I'm ready for anything. I go back on Monday for a checkup, so let's hope there's no dry sockets or other nastiness waiting for me. Off to bed now before the codine puts me under.

[identity profile] equusk.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
mmm.... codine...

:::tender hug sos not to hurt uberreiniger:::

Feel better soon. Or just feel drugy stupor now...

[identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a good boy...yeeeaaahhh...you're a big boy. Awwwwww

*gives you a noogie*

[identity profile] buffygirl.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
dag that sucks. I am sorry. :( Mine came out no problem!

Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] yaqui.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Codine will plug you up better than peanut butter.

Re: Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw shit. (Or the lack thereof...)

Re: Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] megiloth.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think he's putting it up his ass.

Re: Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] yaqui.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
God, I hope not. It probably wouldn't kill the pain as well that way. Unless he's got 'rhoids :)

Re: Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, guys. Please don't talk about my ass like i'm not here :)

Re: Stock up on the Ex-Lax as well!

[identity profile] yaqui.livejournal.com 2004-02-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
But we always talk about your ass like your not there. At least [livejournal.com profile] megiloth does :)

[identity profile] etan.livejournal.com 2004-01-30 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel you brotha, as you can read for yourself. Read it. It's a true story.

[identity profile] stitchedsutures.livejournal.com 2004-02-02 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
gah... tusks. i hope your recovery goes smoothly. not too much hurting and pudding eating...

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[identity profile] uberreiniger.livejournal.com 2004-02-03 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
The dentist said today I'm recovering far better than he thought - which is good, because if I feel this uncomfortable now then I'd HATE to feel the way he thought I was going to feel! I'm eating solid food again, even if it does want to fall out of my mouth while I eat. And I'm enjoying my first glass of soda in nearly four days. AAhh!!