Ah-- yet another obvious thing that shouldn't be overlooked! "For those with glory, there shall be PUSSY!" Indeed yes. Of course! I mean really-- WHY even bother to go off on adventures to begin with? Do those former farm boys REALLY give a damn about saving their farms? No. Get real. A chance to gain status and with it, high quality tail has been a driving force behind male craziness since the beginnings of time. It is where adventure came from...

Why aren't you and I in charge of these things? *shakes head*