"Perusal wasn't intentional. I just saw a tag that looked interesting and followed it and one thing led to another. Granted, German children wind up in ovens that way..

ROFL!!

THAT was excellent!
*recovers from long bout of chuckling*

I must confess-- that I, too, am a "hyphenator." A hyphenator over-quoter. I'm hopeless. It's official!