Sometimes you have to slow down to see a car wreck... and then share it with other people.

[uberreiniger]

Pop quiz: What does "The Unforgiven," Metallica's classic dirge of bitterness and isolation, have to do with pink confetti, guys in Mario Puzo gangster suits, and bouncing, hoodie-wearing European bubblegum pop starlets?

If your answer was anything other than a barrel-chested roar of NOTHING! then you must have seen this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m9wd2dMXA4

What makes it all the more tragic is that the girl actually has a really decent voice.

I feel sorry for the backup band. They're flailing away back there like they're actually *in* Metallica, only to be replaced by an anemic drum machine beat and an occasional guitar jangle that likely originated out of a piece of software.