uberreiniger | And so we end a chapter

Well, I got an e-mail. It's official. I didn't get the job. But hey, I'm having a better day than that guy they arrested in Thailand!

I'm shocked. I really believed JonBennet's parents had something to do with it. I feel kind of like a heel now for ever believing that, but I followed the case really closely and too many things just didn't add up at the time.

A pair of girls I worked with were on a trip to band camp in Colorado back then, just the day after JonBennet was reported missing. These two, who were not some of the brightest people I've ever met, thought it would be clever to hold up a sign in the back window of the van that said "HELP! WE'RE BEING KIDNAPPED!" One police roadblock and a surprised van driver, forced to the ground with a gun to his head later, the girls were sent back to Kansas with the shit scared out of them and a hell of a lot of community service time to do.

One of these same girls some time later broke up with a guy and would casually tell anyone who would listen that after he left her she just "sat on the couch, looked at the cum stains, and cried."

Yeah. Not that bright.