Hell, it would be easier to say its a conspiracy against Southerners. But that probably isn't true.

It's taken us nearly a hundred and thirty years to develop a working prototype of Ulysses S. Grant's "hurricane gun" as he called it. But we finally got the bugs ironed out about two weeks ago and boy howdy, I tell ya, she's a beaut!

(I know my sense of humor is inappropriate, but it's how I cope.)